Dear Evan Hansen
Martyrs Lane (2021) is Unrated, but because it invoices children in precarious situations, I will call it a PG-13 and not for blood and gore, because there is nearly none, but for heartache and loss and the eternal sadness of a child.
A troubled police detective demoted to 911 operator duty scrambles to save a distressed caller during a harrowing day of revelations — and reckoning, in The Guilty, in select theaters September 24, 2021, and on Netflix October 1, 2021
Cinderella joins the ranks of Cats, Annette, and a handful of other recent musical movie adaptations that are simply off-pitch.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings(2021) is Rated PG-13 for mild swears, familial death, car crashes, high-speed bus chases, cage fighting, spider bats, and sou- sucking demons from another dimension.
Lilith: A Horror Anthology (2018) is unrated for swears, booze, weed smoking, suicide by hanging, people getting naked, people getting disemboweled, people getting dismembered, an orphaned penis (it’s a blink and you’ll miss it moment so be sure to rewind), and ham-handed “demonology”.
Superhost (2021) is unrated and my humble opinion would give it a Rating of R to people getting stalked, slashed, stabbed, and axed, and that general feeling you get when staying in vacation rentals where you feel you’re constantly being watched.
As The Village Sleeps is Unrated and straight to VOD, but I’d give it a PG-13 for people getting drunk, people getting high, people getting dragged (like, a lot), a bear trap, a shooting, and someone getting run over with the vehicles everyone seems to forget they had.
Eye without a Face (2021) is Unrated and I’d likely give it a soft R for swears, sexytimes, alcohol use, drug use, voyeurism, implied cannibalism, stabbing, and slashing.
Candyman (2021) is Rated R for lots of throats being cut, offscreen blood, tears, and screams, a suicide, people getting beaten, people getting shot, a necrotic bee sting, and a lot of subtle emotional trauma that punches you right in the brain stem.
The Night House (2021) is rated R for swears, nudity, lots of booze, disturbing images of corpses, blood, a gun, and off-screen violence against women.
Reminiscence (2021) is Rated R for swears, sexytimes, people getting shot, people getting punched, people falling from great heights, people getting gut-stabbed, people taking drugs, eels nomming on ears, and lots and lots of water.